So I went to see the new Indy movie last week (I went twice actually). I liked it. It wasn’t as good as Raiders of the Lost Ark or The Last Crusade but I think it was better than Temple of Doom. It stuck to the Indy feel fairly well and the blend of fantasy and reality held true to classic Indiana Jones.
My biggest problem with the movie is summed up pretty well by the image at the right (which I posted on the tumbleblog). There were several moments where all I could do was groan and think to myself “Damn it George.” I imagine there were probably several conversations somewhat like this:
George Lucas: Steve, Steve, Steve! I’ve got an idea! We’ll have Shia swing though vines like a monkey! WITH MONKEYS!
Steven Spielberg: George… we had this discussion already. CG animals don’t make things better. We gave you the gophers.
GL: STEVE! Common! We cut half of the gophers–
SS: I KNOW… Geoge… they were terrible, I left them in because you’re my friend. Why would the monkeys be in the trees with Shia anyway?
GL: Because the monkeys will attack the Commies!
SS: …. Why?
GL: Because they’re the bad guys!
SS: I know… but why would they attack the communists? George, no, no monkeys, no Shia in the trees. It’ll be just like Jar-Jar all over again
GL: Common Steve! Jar Jar was great! Kids loved him! The problem with Jar Jar was that there wans’t enough of him! WE NEEDED MORE JAR-JAR! MOAR JAR-JAR!
SS: ….
Yeah… that’s pretty much exactly how I imagine it. George Lucas, as much as I love his old films, needs to just have a happy retirement. Away from my movies.