Spam

Dear Writers of Spam,

I do not like you. I do not like your spam. This is an open leter to all of you who write spam, stop it. It’s obnoxious. It makes my life more difficult. I like letting people comment on my website. It’s my main source of feed back and communication with my readers (the legitimate ones, you aren’t one). On top of making comments less fun you also cost me money. I have to pay for this website you know? Every time you come and post something it costs me money. Last time I counted you all collectively posted about 6590 comments in the last month. It’s too much. To express my displeasure I have paraphrased a poem for you:

I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like my blog with spam.
I do not like them, I do not like them stop fricken posting it on my website.

Thanks, sincerly,

Tedger

P.S. Comments now have to be moderated by me. So it does you no good to post here spammers, what my spam blocker doesn’t catch I will.

P.S.S. To my legitimate readers, I’m sorry. Your comments will take longer to get onto my website. But fear not, I recieve and email whenever someone posts and it goes into the moderation loop. If you leave your email address it’ll automatically let you through without moderation the second time as long as you have one moderated comment. The address wont appear anywhere on the website, just to me.