Say hello to Mr. Coffee.  Mr. Coffee has his own alarm.  He wakes up 5 minutes before I do (because I have my own alarm.  Mr. Coffee never sleeps in, he wakes up like a trooper every morning (I give him the weekends off) and makes me coffee.

Ok, slightly more seriously.  I found myself getting coffee at the cafee in Parks Library far too frequently in the last few weeks and decided enough was enough.  By the time I hit week 2 of this purchace I’ll have recouped my coffee maker losses in cafe savings.  Who personifys their product?  Seriously?  This thing cries out to be achnoledged in the morning as a member of your household.  Like so: “NO DIMMIE I don’t want to play right now! *grumble*  Oh good morning Mr. Coffee, why thank you for this fantstic brew.”

The elephant in the room of course is the fact that I’m now drinking coffee on a regular basis.  I’m attempting to offset this by brushing my teeth at the very end of my morning routine.