Say hello to Mr. Coffee. Mr. Coffee has his own alarm. He wakes up 5 minutes before I do (because I have my own alarm. Mr. Coffee never sleeps in, he wakes up like a trooper every morning (I give him the weekends off) and makes me coffee.
Ok, slightly more seriously. I found myself getting coffee at the cafee in Parks Library far too frequently in the last few weeks and decided enough was enough. By the time I hit week 2 of this purchace I’ll have recouped my coffee maker losses in cafe savings. Who personifys their product? Seriously? This thing cries out to be achnoledged in the morning as a member of your household. Like so: “NO DIMMIE I don’t want to play right now! *grumble* Oh good morning Mr. Coffee, why thank you for this fantstic brew.”
The elephant in the room of course is the fact that I’m now drinking coffee on a regular basis. I’m attempting to offset this by brushing my teeth at the very end of my morning routine.